My calling?

You guys, I found the best cure for ennui and hatred of the desk job.

It does require strapping another person to your back, who in turn has a parachute strapped to them, climbing aboard a plane, flying up to 13,000' and then falling out of said plane with said person strapped to you. You freefall for 7500' and then hit the parachute at 5500', whereupon you are jerked back up and then begin your descent to earth. You can spin and you kind of flip around as you freefall and then you spiral around once the chute is opened.

Yeah, f*ing AWESOME.

Forget being a school teacher. I'm going to jump out of planes from now on.